Sing along with the Pirate Christian Karaoke
Lyrics by Bill Conover, sung to Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"
You walked up to the pulpit,
Like you were a man of God
Your hair strategically cut to the new style
That Bieber was making hot
You had one eye on the camera as you watched the crowd applaud
All the pastors dreamed that you’d be their mentor,
You’d be their mentor and…
You’re so vain, you probably think the Bible’s about you
You’re so vain, I bet you think the Bible’s about you
Don’t you, Don’t you?
You fooled me several years ago,
When I was a young sheep
Well you said that we were made to serve
And my tithe was all you’d need
But you twisted up the Bible so much and no one said a peep
I was in fear, then I heard the real gospel
I heard the real gospel, and…
You’re so vain, you probably think the Bible’s about you
You’re so vain, I bet you think the Bible’s about you
Don’t you, Don’t you?
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This Pirate Christian Karaoke is dedicated to Steven Furtick the Master of Narcigesis (a.k.a. Narcissistic Eisegesis which is the "art" or reading yourself into every passage of scripture, even the ones about Jesus.)
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